Public (Sassy) Service Announcements:

  • Couples: you do not get entire lunch tables to yourself. Sorry.
  • Treat the hallways like the freeway: keep moving at the same pace, in the same direction. If you miss your exit, go to the next one and loop back around.
  • Seniors are grumpy. Do not ask them about college.
  • Everyone is limited to two interruptions per class.
  • Cutting in the lunch line does not make you cool.
  • Plan your gathering announcements before you stand up to make them.
  • How late you stayed up to finish your homework is not a competition. Do not make it one.

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