Semi Ask Review by Liam Wogan

Sam Berger set the bar high for semi asks in gathering on Wednesday, using Neil Diamond’s sweet voice and soothing melody in the song “Sweet Caroline” to get a freshman who is actually named Caroline Brok to go to semi with him. There are reports and strong evidence that Mrs. Brok is not the Caroline who Neil Diamond was referring to in the original song, unless Mrs. Brok is somehow actually in her early seventies, knew Neil Diamond in 1969 when the song was released, and is now living out some sort of curious Benjamin Button’s scenario.

Whatever the case is, we commend Sam Berger’s knowledge and smooth execution in gathering, using his key insider source in Trivia-master Natalie Berger, who is allegedly his sister, to call on him first. The guy has connections.

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