So, are you honest, Abe? Duh.
Favorite movie? All the President’s Men
Favorite bad movie? The Jerk
Science research project title? “Building a Replica Volcano” or “Which Kind of Ice Cream Melts Fastest?” Something like that.
Same-sex celebrity crush? TJ Oshie.
Female celebrity crush? Jennifer Lawrence.
Celebrity hero? Aaron Sorkin.
The United States Men’s National Soccer Team will lose in the ___ round/stage in the FIFA World Cup. Oh, we won’t lose. We beat Mexico Dos A Cero in the final.
First humanities essay grade? B+. Second Humanities essay grade? A+. Just sayin.
Truth or dare? Neither.
Worse moment of my life? Oh, Vijay, you meant “worst” here, not worse.
Last time I cried? I cry all the time.
Last time I regretted being mean? Wasn’t the last time, but when I was little, we were eating sushi and I was mad at my little brother – who was about 3 – so I put a ton of wasabi on his food without him knowing. When he ate it, he thought he was going to die. Not my finest moment.
Favorite T-Swift song? She sings?
Most romantic thing you have ever done? In fourth grade I once knocked over a girl’s name-tag about five times in an hour just so I could pick it up for her 🙂
Oregon or Oregon State? Go Ducks.
Top five TV shows? The West Wing, The Wire, The Newsroom, The Sopranos, (the original) Law and Order.
Top played song in iTunes? American Pie.
Favorite midwinter madness event? Chris figuring out how to sell the first Crush without getting hauled into federal prison.
Favorite Indian in Upper School? You, Vijay. Always you.
How would you fix the Affordable Care Act? I wouldn’t mess with it. It’s a huge – maybe revolutionary – step in the right direction for health care in this country, and the dream of universal health care for all.
Favorite Cleveland sports team? The Indians – Go Tribe. Even if they are so bad all the time and break my heart every time they actually fake being good.
Favorite restaurant? Bamboo Sushi.
$5,000 to any store? I could buy my way onto FIFA’s board with that kind of money!
One thing I don’t want posted? I used my grandmother to illegally talk my way inside Jeld-Wen Field without a ticket last year.
Public Complaint Letter? EuroSnobs…
What do I brag about? I finished 11th out of about 500,000 people in the Washington Post’s NCAA tournament bracket pool in ’07. Got 14 of the 16, 7 of 8, 4 of 4, 2 of 2, and the champion right. I was 9 years old at the time.
In light of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s recent trip to Cuba, do you support President Obama’s new plan to allocate 5% of federal tax dollars to fortify John Kerry against South Koreans should Ahmadinejad move forward with his nuclear program? This is a no-brainer: Give John Kerry whatever the hell he wants.
What is the best joke you have ever heard? (Please limit your response to 150 words) Not a joke per se, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1NHzQ1sgc