As we approach the week of finals, I encourage you to think about the importance of productivity. Remember, as our supreme lead Jordan Elliot often says, “A productive student is a happy student.” This means your extra hours should be devoted purely to your educational studies. You may be thinking, “but what about extracurriculars? What about sports? What about art? Don’t those make us into more rounded and interest individuals?” If you were thinking any of those things please report to the nearest Student Thought Correction Facility immediately.
Thank you for learning with me, and remember: OES is Always Watching.