June 1, 2015
The Font of Wisdom, Jordan Elliott, and his Leadership Team have sanctioned investigations into the mysterious black and red graffiti that appeared on the balcony in the Great Hall sometime during the night. Allegations have been made against citizens of Sector 12, but none have stepped forward to accept punishment. Suspects are being taken into custody for questioning as the Leadership Team’s inquiries proceed. Arbiter of Peace and Tranquility, Deb Walsh, could not be reached for comment. However, the administration’s official press statement issued by Sovereign as Scheduled, Deri Bash, is as follows:
In lieu of the Discipline Committee, the administration is working tirelessly to bring justice to the high school and will take all corrective measures to bring diversity and tranquility back to this community. For this egregious disruption of public space, justice will be served to the fullest extent of the Handbook.
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