Disciplinary Update

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June 1, 2015

The Font of Wisdom, Jordan Elliott, and his Leadership Team have sanctioned investigations into the mysterious black and red graffiti that appeared on the balcony in the Great Hall sometime during the night. Allegations have been made against citizens of Sector 12, but none have stepped forward to accept punishment. Suspects are being taken into custody for questioning as the Leadership Team’s inquiries proceed. Arbiter of Peace and Tranquility, Deb Walsh, could not be reached for comment. However, the administration’s official press statement issued by Sovereign as Scheduled, Deri Bash, is as follows:

In lieu of the Discipline Committee, the administration is working tirelessly to bring justice to the high school and will take all corrective measures to bring diversity and tranquility back to this community. For this egregious disruption of public space, justice will be served to the fullest extent of the Handbook.

Follow the Font of Wisdom, Jordan Elliott, on Twitter for further updates: @OESheadUS.

2 thoughts on “Disciplinary Update

  1. In line at lunch I cross my fork and spoon
    to ward off complicity—the ordered life
    our leaders have offered us. Thin as a knife,
    our chance to live depends on such a sign
    while others talk and The Pentagon from the moon
    is bouncing exact commands: “Forget your faith;
    be ready for whatever it takes to win: we face
    annihilation unless all citizens get in line.”

    I bow and cross my fork and spoon: somewhere
    other citizens more fearfully bow
    in a place terrorized by their kind of oppressive state.
    Our signs both mean, “You hostages over there
    will never be slaughtered by my act.” Our vows
    cross: never to kill and call it fate.

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