New Parking Monitors on Patrol

By Graham O’Connor

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Captain Nicholas Corn (left) and Sergeant Charles Chilly (right)

We’ve got some new monitors in town, and they ain’t here to play games.

Parking Captain Nicholas Corn and Sergeant Charles Chilly will be taking over as parking monitors of the Upper Lot. Both experienced officers from the Oregon Episcopal Police Department (OEPD), they are very excited to be in charge of keeping our lots safe. “OES is a vibrant community with a parking lot that has a 100-year history of state-of-the-art parking services, combined with an exceptional level of driver services,” Chilly said when asked about why he took the job. “I am humbled and privileged to join this team, and am looking forward toward an ongoing collaboration with school leadership, parking management and — most importantly — the citizens of OES.”

It should be noted that they reserve the right to conduct car checks. Watch yourselves, delinquents!

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