by Annie Watson

OES’ strictly anonymous memer gave some clues to their identity…

A forewarning: this was a conversation (that I did not think anyone would see) that turned into an interview, so I had no time to prepare questions and also it was like 1:00 am, so don’t judge. Also, some of the responses are a little out of order because we were responding to each other’s earlier messages. The first part’s a little boring, so feel free to skim.

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It started out like any other night. I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, contemplating whether I should sleep, do my LDS seminary assignment, or check out instagram.

With zero regard for my physical or spiritual health, I whipped out my phone, saw Oesmemes’ Instagram story, and decided to respond…

Oesmemes seemed to think I was joking about those kidney pics.

But I do not kid around.

Correction: Owen Gross actually wanted to be adopted by Sue Jensen.

False. OES’ oatmeal raisin cookies are 90% of the reason I still go here. I’m more psyched about them than Charlie Hatcher is about Panda Express and that’s saying a lot.

Oesmemes sent a message about how they weren’t sure if they were “mathy” enough for rocketry, but I accidentally cut it out.

I took this quiz like 30 seconds after we said goodnight. I don’t think I could’ve gotten to sleep without knowing.

I didn’t. I’ll post the video in the comments probably.

Whoever Oesmemes is, I like them.

 

Hmm, maybe they’re not Hannah…

Oesmemes wrote something, but later deleted it to ensure it would not give away something about their identity.

Oh boy I forgot there was a shower cap involved. Wow. Why do I look so proud?

I should recreate this. If I do, I’ll post the link in the comments.

Honestly I don’t know who Oesmemes is, but they seem pretty cool.