by Annie Watson
OES’ strictly anonymous memer gave some clues to their identity…
A forewarning: this was a conversation (that I did not think anyone would see) that turned into an interview, so I had no time to prepare questions and also it was like 1:00 am, so don’t judge. Also, some of the responses are a little out of order because we were responding to each other’s earlier messages. The first part’s a little boring, so feel free to skim.
It started out like any other night. I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, contemplating whether I should sleep, do my LDS seminary assignment, or check out instagram.
With zero regard for my physical or spiritual health, I whipped out my phone, saw Oesmemes’ Instagram story, and decided to respond…
Oesmemes seemed to think I was joking about those kidney pics.
But I do not kid around.
Correction: Owen Gross actually wanted to be adopted by Sue Jensen.
False. OES’ oatmeal raisin cookies are 90% of the reason I still go here. I’m more psyched about them than Charlie Hatcher is about Panda Express and that’s saying a lot.
Oesmemes sent a message about how they weren’t sure if they were “mathy” enough for rocketry, but I accidentally cut it out.
I took this quiz like 30 seconds after we said goodnight. I don’t think I could’ve gotten to sleep without knowing.
I didn’t. I’ll post the video in the comments probably.
Whoever Oesmemes is, I like them.
Hmm, maybe they’re not Hannah…
Oesmemes wrote something, but later deleted it to ensure it would not give away something about their identity.
Oh boy I forgot there was a shower cap involved. Wow. Why do I look so proud?
I should recreate this. If I do, I’ll post the link in the comments.
Honestly I don’t know who Oesmemes is, but they seem pretty cool.
WAIT WHAT is this? Also when should we have our article in
By 8pm at the latest.
Incredibly glad my name still autocorrects to that on your phone 😂😂
It’s a hazard.
We may never know who oesmemes is, but I think that’s a good thing. It’s more entertaining and enjoyable that way.
True, Colin. The guessing is part of the fun. As humans we often seek out and ruin beautiful things, so it’s no wonder that we all want to be the one to capture and kill Oesmemes’ innocently liberating and sought-after anonymity. I wish Oesmemes happiness and luck.