Here Comes SRP: A Poem

by Viraj Shankar

To kick off the annual season of science research, here’s the BEST poem anyone has ever written about the #ScienceSTRUGGLES. Period.


Here comes SRP

Your project looked very bleak

But somehow with a single tweak

Your project was approved last week


Here comes SRP

You’ll fail to perfect your technique

The data will seem so oblique

Horrified, you’ll let out a shriek


Here comes SRP

Writing your paper you’ll fall asleep

You’ll fail to improve your physique

And you’ll start to think your a freak


Here comes SRP

You hope you’ll talk like a geek

But you’ll end up getting critiqued

By a judge who says your quite meek


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