Ask Annie #8

Haven’t written anything in a month, whoops.


Anonymous writes:

Did you donate blood last week?


Hi Anonymous,

I tried against my better judgment. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from losing my inheritance, third-born child (Joey and Hercules are still in Oklahoma), passport, and left molar to some late-night Uno at Bible Camp, it’s that you never crack open a vein for free. But I was feeling empathetic, so I sacrificed my morals (and the first 10 min of G block – sorry Katrina). Unfortunately, ‘twas all for naught, as I got rejected due to low-key anemia. I asked the blood man, “How can I get a healthy iron count?” and he said, “Well, eating vegetables helps,” like he knew I’d eaten cereal for dinner every night for the last 2 weeks. Suffice it to say, I was devastated, but not nearly enough to consider nutrition.

-Annie


Anonymous writes:

Why’s this article so short?


https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/dont-delay/201306/depression-and-procrastination.

Haters will say this question is fake.

-Annie


Anonymous writes:

Most illegal thing you’ve ever done?


According to costhelper.com, approximately $4,000 worth of property damage.

It was very nearly an accident.

-Annie


In conclusion, I have poor accountability and time-management skills.

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