Haven’t written anything in a month, whoops.
Did you donate blood last week?
I tried against my better judgment. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from losing my inheritance, third-born child (Joey and Hercules are still in Oklahoma), passport, and left molar to some late-night Uno at Bible Camp, it’s that you never crack open a vein for free. But I was feeling empathetic, so I sacrificed my morals (and the first 10 min of G block – sorry Katrina). Unfortunately, ‘twas all for naught, as I got rejected due to low-key anemia. I asked the blood man, “How can I get a healthy iron count?” and he said, “Well, eating vegetables helps,” like he knew I’d eaten cereal for dinner every night for the last 2 weeks. Suffice it to say, I was devastated, but not nearly enough to consider nutrition.
Why’s this article so short?
Haters will say this question is fake.
Most illegal thing you’ve ever done?
According to costhelper.com, approximately $4,000 worth of property damage.
It was very nearly an accident.
In conclusion, I have poor accountability and time-management skills.