The Met Gala Review

by Amrita Jhooty and Vy Nguyen

This past Monday was the iconic 71st annual Met Gala.

In case you don’t already know, the Met Gala is an invitation-only fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art that attracts some of the most well-known celebrities in the country. The theme for this year’s Gala was camp: an aesthetic style that is known for its over-the-top, extravagant, and ironic value. So…Vy and I decided to rate this year’s outfits based on three different standards:

  1. Theme
  2. Risk
  3. Overall Aesthetic

Lady Gaga:

Theme: 10/10

Risk: 10/10

Overall Aesthetic: 10/10

 

Cardi B:

Theme: ?

Risk: 10/10

Overall Aesthetic: 0

 

Harry Styles:

Theme: 8/10

Risk: 9/10

Overall Aesthetic: 8.5/10

 

Serena Williams:

Theme: 8/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

Katy Perry:

Theme: 8/10

Risk: 9/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6/10

 

Jared Leto:

Theme: 13/15?

Risk: 10/10

Overall Aesthetic: 9/10

 

Billy Porter:

Theme: 10/10

Risk: 8/10

Overall Aesthetic: 200/10

 

Céline Dion:

Theme: 9/10

Risk: 8/10

Overall Aesthetic: 8.5/10

 

Awkwafina:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 6/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6.5/10

 

Janelle Monáe:

Theme: 20/15

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: ∞/10

 

Nessa Diab and Colin Kaepernick:


Theme: 7/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

Law Roach and Zendaya:

Theme: 8/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 9/10

 

Ezra Miller:

Theme: 200/15

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: 10/10

 

Saoirse Ronan:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

Kendall Jenner:

Theme: 6.5/10

Risk: 6/10

Overall Aesthetic: 8/10

 

Kylie Jenner:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 6/10

Overall Aesthetic: 8/10

 

Kris Jenner:

Theme: 6/10

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: 5/10

 

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth:

Theme: 4/10

Risk: 3/10

Overall Aesthetic: 5/10

 

Lupita Nyong’o:

Theme: 9/10

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: 9/10

 

Hailey Bieber:

Theme: 5/10

Risk: 4/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6/10

 

Kim Kardashian West:

Theme: 9/10

Risk: 4/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

Shawn Mendes:

Theme: 4/10

Risk: 3/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6/10

 

Gigi Hadid:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 6/10

Overall Aesthetic: 5/10

 

Bella Hadid:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 8/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6/10

 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 6.5/10

 

Kristen Stewart:

Theme: 5/10

Risk: 4/10

Overall Aesthetic: 5/10

 

Gemma Chan:

Theme: 9/10

Risk: 8/10

Overall Aesthetic: 10/10

 

French Montana:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 9/10

 

Lizzo:

Theme: 8/10

Risk: 8/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

Mindy Kaling:

Theme: 9/10

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: 10/10

 

Laverne Cox:

Theme: 7.5/10

Risk: 7/10

Overall Aesthetic: 5.5/10

 

Dua Lipa:

Theme: 7/10

Risk: 5/10

Overall Aesthetic: 7/10

 

And since you have scrolled down this far…

James Charles:

Theme: ?

Risk: ?

Overall Aesthetic: ?

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