By Noah Wali
A few months ago, on a cold and wet Wednesday Morning, an article was put out by a Portland Public School mother in the Oregon newspaper, “The Oregonian”.
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April Fools!
Student Body President Jack Morningstar’s Response to The Owl’s Open Letter
Owl,
First of all, it’s nice to know that you didn’t even take the time to learn my actual name. I go by Jack and my birth name is John, so I’m not sure what crap nest you pulled Johnathan out of. Also, check your spelling of Jonathan.
My Top Three Loopholes in the Student Handbook
by Peter Bloch
For those of you who don’t know, January 26 is about to be the first Upper School “bring your cat to school” day.
Thursday Morning’s Emergency Lockout
by Peter Bloch
Thursday morning, between the hours of 10:40 and 11, the entire student body waited in silence and darkness across the school for the police to report that they had caught the man waving a loaded gun in the Frank Estates.
Open Letter from the Owl
The Dig received the following email from the Owl on his alleged attack of Jack Morningstar.
An Important Service Announcement
The American Health Care Act Passes
By Peter Bloch
On Thursday, the House of Representatives voted 217 to 213 in favor of repealing and replacing Obamacare for “The American Health Care Act.”
OES’ Bike Riders
By Teddy Siker
With intentions of going green, several students at OES have committed to using bikes as their method of transportation to school instead of cars or busses.
OES Ski Team Update
By Asa Brown
Skiing was first practiced in 600 BCE in China, as a mode of transportation. Today, the OES Ski Team carries on the legacy of those first pioneers in sacrificing at least six Fridays and Saturdays to compete.
