If you try to tell me that you haven’t been absolutely buzzing this week, you’re either lying or you don’t have a pulse, and frankly, in this case, I’m not sure which is worse.
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Rabid and Paradise Point
by Max Fitzloff
Within the past two years, two clothing companies have been created by members of the junior class.
A Quick Outdoor School Pitch
by Max Fitzloff
During Winterim last year I had the pleasure of being an outdoor school counselor at Camp Cedar Ridge located in a rural area outside of Vernonia, Oregon.
The Big, yet Unnoticed Issue Portland Public Schools are Facing
By Noah Wali
A few months ago, on a cold and wet Wednesday Morning, an article was put out by a Portland Public School mother in the Oregon newspaper, “The Oregonian”.
April Fools!
Student Body President Jack Morningstar’s Response to The Owl’s Open Letter
Owl,
First of all, it’s nice to know that you didn’t even take the time to learn my actual name. I go by Jack and my birth name is John, so I’m not sure what crap nest you pulled Johnathan out of. Also, check your spelling of Jonathan.
My Top Three Loopholes in the Student Handbook
by Peter Bloch
For those of you who don’t know, January 26 is about to be the first Upper School “bring your cat to school” day.
Thursday Morning’s Emergency Lockout
by Peter Bloch
Thursday morning, between the hours of 10:40 and 11, the entire student body waited in silence and darkness across the school for the police to report that they had caught the man waving a loaded gun in the Frank Estates.
Open Letter from the Owl
The Dig received the following email from the Owl on his alleged attack of Jack Morningstar.
