The Hype of Homecoming?

by Anna Blake Patrick

In recent years, the only way to describe the hype around Homecoming has been… disheartening. Typically the words “Homecoming” and “disheartening” don’t — or shouldn’t — belong in the same sentence. However, the words “Homecoming” and “School Spirit” should. 2019 should not be yet another year that we let our school spirit fall to the wayside.

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You, Trusting Yourself, Go Down The Rabbit Hole

By Spencer Williams

It’s January 25th, 2019, and Portland is in a state of emergency, an old disease’s onset being the catalyst. Costcos, Amazon locker pickup stations, schools, churches, dentist offices, public bathrooms, and the Portland International Airport have all been rendered unsafe (Stanley-Becker). The symptoms begin with a dry mouth, an itchy throat, a strangely orange tongue. Then, the skin breaks out with red spots like flattened pepperoni, and the pepperoni sprouts caviar, and the body bakes what must be a culinary disaster of a food metaphor.

The victims were counted and tallied and herded into hospitals by epidemiologists: confirmed, 21 pepperoni-caviar people, now patients in Portland (Stanley-Becker). Measles. A dead disease, beaten into hibernation by a vaccine that is 97% effective (CDC).

Was Portland unlucky enough to house the remaining 3%?

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Adopting Out the Unadoptable: A Journey in Rehabilitation

by Zoe Strothkamp

The dog was visibly traumatized. From her muzzle—open and panting—to her tail—tucked deep between her legs—the signs of fear radiated from her body. Her unfocused eyes, ringed with white, stared like a deer into headlights. Something in this wide room would harm her, she knew. Her sense of impending doom and overwhelming terror, distracting her beyond all other thought, made her freeze, sit, cower in a corner of the room by the door. She noticeably shook, her muscles, ready for flight, contracting a hundred times a second as she waited to run. The reason for her fear? An unfamiliar room.

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